I tought i'd put on some Chuck Norris jokes.(Since I find funny)
Death once had a near Chuck-Norris-Expierence.
Chuck Norris keeps on the light when he sleeps, not because he's afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
There are no such things as lesbians, only girls that haven't met Chuck Norris yet.
When Chuck Norris makes a push-up, he's not actually pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
The boogyman always checks his closet before he goes to sleep, to look if Chuck Norris is in there.
Tell me if you want to hear more, I will post them.